Good definitions

Some good definitions; SCHOOL- a place where Parents pay and children play. LIFE INSURANCE- A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die rich. NURSE-  a person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. MARRIAGE- It’s an agreement  in which a man loses his Bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her Masters. TEARS- The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. CONFERENCE-The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM-A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. FATHER- A banker provided by nature. BOSS-Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN- One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence later. HOSPITAL- An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills. `SMILE- A  curve that can set  a lot of things straight. OFFICE- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. YAWN- The only time married men ever get to open their mouths. ETC- a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do . COMMITTEE- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. LAUGHTER MAKES LIFE EASIER.